caligaes:

dansphalluspalace:

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.

awwww, demonic looking cutie

AUGH

I  have never seen anything so majestic in my life. 

captawesomesauce:

I dunno… I still think little kids are evil and dangerous no matter how you raise them. Frankly, they scare me and I’m not opposed to banning children across the world outright. Maybe we should just stick to cats and dogs after all, they’re much safer, more loyal, less expensive and just all around better.

I concur. Children can be unpredictable and lash out without warning. And did you know that children have jaws that lock so they are clearly intended to be killing machines?

mamisgarden:

rare succulent

Baby, there are so many more comfortable places to sleep EVERYWHERE AROUND YOU, FOR REAL. 

SO. SMALL. 

daisyloveletters:

venezuelan poodle moth

No sir i think that’s a pokemon

weirdoqueer:

this cat’s name is princess monstertruck that’s it evreything’s going to be ok

mucholderthen:

Tumblr’s Favorite Stomatopod: the Peacock Mantis Shrimp
Art by Bethany Van Scott  [blattaphile on deviantART and Facebook]

• The rainbow (or ‘peacock’… or ‘thumbsplitter’) mantis shrimp isn’t a mantis and it isn’t a shrimp, but rather a distant relative of the shrimp and lobster.  
• VERY powerful, capable of breaking through 1/4 inch glass tank and ‘punching’ with its raptorial claw, over 100 times its body weight.
• One of the few species that uses fluorescence to signal each other.
• They have the most sophisticated eyesight of any animal on earth. Humans see 3 pigments while some species of mantis shrimp have more than 10 pigments sensitive to different wavelengths of light.

Part of a series in honor of BADASS CRUSTACEAN WEEK

Sasakia charonda

ironychan:

thecatlurker:

hungrylikethewolfie:

zooophagous:

oh my FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU

Oh my god it just looks so proud of itself.

i am leopard. 

KITTY.

DUCKIES. 

onlylolgifs:

 Puppy’s reaction to a lime 

BOXER

the-fandoms-are-cool:

gallifreyburning:

animeasuka:

taiomifox:

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.

This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.

is that a husky

IT’S

SO

FLUFFY

I’M GONNA

DIE

THOR, WE FOUND ONE BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO RIDE